Lines from the trade
designs inspired by real tradespeople
Printed to order
no waste, no warehouse
UK delivery
5–10 working days · free over £40
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Our Story
I'm not a tradesman. I'm the guy who calls one.
Every time something in my house leaked, tripped or fell off the wall, someone showed up who knew exactly what they were doing — and usually had a line ready. "Who fitted this?" "Bit of silicone'll sort it." "It only trips sometimes, does it?"
PAST FIVE is those lines, on a tee you'll actually wear after the shift. The designs come from the trade — tradespeople send us the things they hear on every job, and the best ones get printed.
Got a line? Send it to hello@pastfive.co. If we print it, the first one's yours.
