That's Not a Fall
Maroon / S
£24.00
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That's Not a Fall
£24.00
No fall, no flow.
For plumbers who've looked at a waste pipe heading the wrong way and said it out loud. It's a line only someone who's spent years under sinks and in loft spaces would ever need to say. If you've had to explain it, you've earned it.
A gift they'll actually wear. The perfect present for the plumber in your life — birthday, Christmas, or just because they fixed the boiler.
- Soft cotton, 170–180 g/m² everyday weight
- Tubular body — no side seams
- Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems
- Chest logo on the front, full graphic on the back
- Unisex fit — check the Size Guide
2 for £42 · Free UK delivery over £40
Printed to order: 2–5 working days to make, then 3–5 working days for delivery (5–10 working days in total). Made for you — no leftover stock.